Let The People Advise
by Pinky Meadow
Page 2Was that successful? Did that vexed Victorian get any questions answered, or just become more vexed? One thing's for sure &mdash I'll be getting e-mail about it later.
Well, there's no harm in trying again. My next question comes from our nation's future:
Dear Pinky,
My roommate is a pain in the you-know-what! She steals money from me ($20 the other day!), uses my stuff without asking, and plays her music loud! On top of that, she brings home a new guy every night and turns off the lights while I'm studying.
I tried talking to her but she has the worst attitude and temper. I want revenge. Now.
Very Very Sincerely,
Pissed in Providence
Hmm...roomate problems indicate a young person, perhaps insecure in their own ability to assert control. Furthermore, the need for revenge indicates a hostile, perhaps impotently perfectionist outlook. Where would someone like that go for advice?
Now talking in #germany
chat topic is set
Distraught: Guten tag! Ich bin ein donut. Wow!
PissdinProvidence: I have a question.
Carla25 left the chat room. (Excess Flood)
PissdinProvidence: My roommate is a pain in the you-know-what. She steals money from me, uses my stuff, and plays her music very loudly on speakers. Not only that, but she's very erratic, going in and out at all hours of the night and turning the lights off while I'm trying to study. It's a pain!
Distraught: I'd like to get revenge on her, and I'd like suggestions. Please.
Distraught: Ahem.
Distraught: I'll take your five minutes of absolute silence as a resounding "sorry.
Okay, that didn't work. Fortunately for me, some enterprising chat room members took the onus to contact me directly. Like Carla25!
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Gee, thanks Carla and Dora, but unfortunately, I'm on a Mac. If I could open your .exe file, though, I'd sure be happy to view your good, quality pornographic films. And anyway, that's not exactly what I'm looking for.
Xylia17: hi,i can see that your windows is not patched...,please install this security update -> http://213.184.160.148/WinXP_Mirc_Fix.exe
Well, of course you can see my windows isn't patched...it's a mac! But thank you for the offer.
Hm...this might not be the best place after all. The internet is supposed to be the best place to find unchecked, impersonal hostility &mdash maybe
Now talking in #islam
PissdinProvidnce: Hello, folks, how's it going?
Belurk: Hello
Sajjad: Alhumdulillah
woebegone: hi PissdinProvi
PissdinProvidnce: Hey woebegone.
woebegone: don't be irrate, appreciate. ;)
PissdinProvidnce: haha.
PissdinProvidnce: Believe me, that would be awesome. But my roommate makes it very hard to appreciate anything.
PissdinProvidnce: Sometimes I think her m.o. is to make me as irritated as possible.
woebegone: kick ur roommate, and appreciate. ;)
Iftekhar: woebegone: Irate has one r.
Sajjad: 100 3a2el mara bi wezo 3a2el jeji
woebegone: double r for emphasis :P
AL-Khilafah: lol Sajjad
PissdinProvidnce: the problem is she's always stealing things from me. Always! She stole money from me the other day.
Sajjad: thats bad, let her go. chose another room mate
Iftekhar: Well, that's okay.
Iftekhar: As long as she's cute.
Iftekhar: Cute people can do whatever they want to.
PissdinProvidnce: Not if they play Fall Out Boy they can't, iftekhar.
Iftekhar: Oooh, goths. Goths can be cute. :P
Sajjad: PissdinProvi are you a man
Sajjad: ?
PissdinProvidnce: Nope
Sajjad: good
Iftekhar:Then you are clearly inferior. :P OOPS!
PissdinProvidnce: Hey man, don't take advantage of my good nature.
Iftekhar: Hehe. Women are good-natured. That's 'cos they're inferior. :P
This must be a new form of satire, involving a controversial statement followed by an emoticon, like "I have a gun : )" or "You are a failure ;)". I'll have to remember that.
Iftekhar was kicked from the chat room by woebegone. (look who's inferior now.)
Maybe now I could get some advice...or not.
Iftekhar joined the chat room.
Sajjad: i like to be alone most of the time...
Iftekhar: Who the bloomin' hell put the channel as invite only?
Sajjad: but i guess tht will change after marrage
Iftekhar: Nesli?! Watch what you're clicking, woman!
Iftekhar: Your inferior intellect is clearly clouding your op-abilities!
Sajjad: 100 3a2el mara bi wezo 3a2el jeji
Iftekhar: So quiet.
woebegone: brb
Sajjad: can some one please translate that for me
Sajjad: ?
Iftekhar: I think he went to make wudhu. :P
Sajjad: i did not know what it meat "100 3a2el mara bi wezo 3a2el jeji"
PissdinProvidnce: What would you do in a situation like that? I hope I can transfer to a new room, but it's so bothersome right now. How could I get her to stop in the interim?
Sajjad: please translate it if there is an arab in the room
Iftekhar: Simple. Just be careful of your things, and keep them locked away at all times.
Sajjad: a person who steals cannot be trusted
Sajjad: and you do not live with a snake
PissdinProvidnce: I don't live with a snake.
AL-Khilafah: it means 100 brains of women are equal 1 brain of chicken
Iftekhar: lol
Somebody reading this is laughing uncontrollably, partly because they agree with it and partly because they could never say it in real life. Maybe that person is the one who originally typed it, which is why the internet is beautiful.
Sajjad:no Iftekhar that would not work in lon time
PissdinProvidnce: Plus I have to use my things to study, work etc.
Iftekhar: Right. Doesn't sound too good.
Iftekhar: Looks like you're gonna have to factor in a certain amount being stolen out of your pocket money every month then. :P
Iftekhar: Or confront her about it.
Iftekhar: Beat her up or something. Catfight. Rarrrrr.
PissdinProvidnce: I have confronted her about it.
Iftekhar: Make illegal campaign contributions, then.
Well, that did nothing for me.
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